
Series One
Victor retires from his security job at Watson-Mycroft. His replacement is a talking machine. He soon realises that life around him is not as good as its cracked up to be.
Victor struggles with his neighbours wild party whilst being equally disturbed by a rash, two lumps behind his ears as well as preaching policeman, dying instructors and meeting his maker.
Victor organises a crime prevention meeting after being mugged and having his house spray painted by vandals. Unfortunately for Victor, things don't quite turn out as expected.
Victor gets stuck in the shed and after visiting his optician he ends up with the kids from hell and at the hospital he suffers a major close shave.
Victor gets a hobby painting nudes which causes jealousy with his wife.
The annual holiday holds more trouble as Victor has to face the fear of flight. Mrs warboyd suffers even more at the hands of Victor.